10. Nothing inspires and strengthens my commitment to the synagogue like the twice yearly annual meetings.
9. I was so enthralled with the sermon I could’ve listened for another 20 minutes.
8. Personally I find Davenning so much more fulfilling in the golf.
7. Rabbi I’ve decided to give the Synagogue $1000 a month I used to spend on the Home Shopping Network and Amazon.
6. I volunteer to do all the Torah readings throughout the next year. When can I start?
5. That adult education program was the best ever. Please do another one soon!
4. I love it when we sing tunes that I never heard before.
3. Since I am here early let's do some extra praying now.
2. Rabbi, the board has decided to send you to that Talmud Convention in the Bahamas. Pack your bags.
1. Hey, it’s my turn to sit in the front row!
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