Wednesday, January 6, 2021

Purim: the Real Story

Winter has neared its end. We have stayed indoors a good while longer than we would have wished. Days have been short, too short.  While nights plunged us into an abyss, which even the sun cannot seem to dispel, we celebrate this time of Purim, the arrival of hope. Yes, many of the trees are still bare but before long we will find ourselves out of doors celebrating with the emergence of animal and plant life.  An occasional cold wind may still blow but it’s harsh force has been taken away.


Purim tells the story of the release from the grip of a tyrant. Haman wanted to exterminate the Jews. He was bent, even to his own personal detriment, on the destruction of that, "certain people." It’s a frightening and realistic story, one that we have heard far too often.

 

The story of Esther also reveals a light, flippant side. We drink. More than we should. Synagogue decorum disappears. We smile, laugh and make fun of the whole story and ourselves by dressing up in costume, holding beauty pageants, parades shouting and banging our feet, hands and gragers whatever we hear the wicked name mentioned.


But the laughter is not all full-hearted, unrelieved joy. It is more through the laughter; one that comes not from the heart but from a dark foreboding. For such a bloody story, full of intrigue and ending in death, a wholesome purging laughter is not possible.

 

God seemingly has no role as we read the scroll of Esther. The Holy One’s name does not appear a single time. Instead, we find Queen Vashti being ordered to disrobe before the king and his cronies. She was to appear before him attired only in her crown. Naturally, Vashti she refuses and is deposed. A contest then ensues for the next royal consort.

 

From among all the eligible women in the kingdom, Esther is chosen. For months she prepares herself, preening, perfuming, bathing for the day when she will bed the king Achashverosh. All the while we are perplexed: the king is not Jewish.  Doesn't anyone object? Where are the voices of dissent? There are none.  Is she the sacrifice the Jewish people are willing to surrender for the sake of peace?

 

We read how Esther gathers her courage to confront King with her identity and the plot to kill her and the Jewish people. Is it a dangerous moment for her because she has been a Marrano, a hidden Jew, until now. No one, including Haman, suspects that Esther is Jewish. In fact, he lusts after Esther and tries to seduce her.  Overcoming her fears, Esther confronts the king and saves her people.  Then the bloodletting commences.  Beginning with Haman, he is impaled. His sons are likewise put to death along with all the enemies wanting to wipe out the Jewish people.   Seventy-five thousand in all!


 No wonder God is absent from the bloody and bawdy tale of Esther. Purim is a holiday of excess; too much laughter, too much drinking, too many tall tales, too much blood and too many innuendos. The absence of God is dangerous. So the rabbis decreed the 14th of Adar as a day of listening to the Megilla being read once in the evening again in the morning, giving gifts to our friends into the needy (mishloach manot) and fasting before the holiday commences.

 

More: In preparing for Purim we read on the preceding Shabbat a special section called Shabbat Zachor, the Shabbat of Memory.  In the last aliya we recall the story of the evil Amalek, whose sole desire was to destroy the Jews in the time of Moses, as Haman would later imitate in his day. We recall the evil that has menaced us in the past. The story is not simply about Amalek and Haman; it’s about every despot who has taken it upon himself to read the earth of us.


Such ideas are not lightly dismissed. They make us introspective. As the Torah itself states, “The Lord will be at war with Amalek throughout all time.”  How well we have learned this in the past century!

Tuesday, January 5, 2021

Purim

There is one distinct tradition that states that Purim will still be observed after the messiah arrives.  While all other holidays will be erased and forgotten the one remaining holiday is one of the least important and most bizarre.  Imagine that; In the whole world there will be only one holiday remaining – one of hamentaschen, masks and Jim Beam.


How is it that the sages arrive at such a radical idea?  A hint comes from our holiest day of the year, Yom Kippur (whose actual full name is Yom ha-Kippurim). Translated from the original name, Yom ha-Kippurim literally means “the day that is like Yom [Ki]ppur” or “the Day that is like Purim.”  The day that is like Purim??  The fact is that we fast on one day and feast on the other.  We drink and raucously laugh on one while observing an austere day of atonement on the other.  These are not insignificant differences.


So, nu (“nu” is Yiddish for what does this mean)?  


Let me ask the question from a different perspective: How is Yom Kippur not like Purim?

A parable:

An air raid.  Sirens are shrieking.  People run panicked at the sound.  Haifa wakes up and scrambles out of bed.  In one apartment Mr. and Mrs. Lipshitz quickly dress and run to the air raid shelter.  Suddenly, Mrs. Lipshitz stops, and starts back to their home.

“Wait, Milton!” she shouts as she rushes into their bedroom.

Meanwhile her husband is aghast, “Are you nuts Sylvia?  This is a real air raid!”

“I cannot leave without my teeth,” says Mrs. Lipshitz.

“Your teeth??  What do you think the Arabs are going to drop on us?  Gefilte fish?”

 

Moral: Sometimes looking at an argument from a completely different point of view can bring about new understanding.

In case you did not like that one, here’s another possible moral: Never trust a smart-alecky husband.

Or how about this: Purim is just like Yom Kippur, upside down.

Alternative ending: She actually went back for the bonbons.

 

Have you ever noticed (for those of a “certain age”) that the Fuller Brush salesmen look remarkably like the used car salesmen we see today?  I have a theory that the Fuller Brush folks all went to SingSing after the company went bankrupt.  When used car dealerships discovered this untapped talent sitting in cells playing pinochle they retooled them to sell cars.

Thinking about odd behaviors, to those who would question the existence of a Creator, if there is no God why bother to shave?


While I am on the subject of paradoxes, did it ever occur to you that the story of Purim is confusing and extraordinarily difficult to understand?  It does not have a clear beginning, obvious moral or even mention God in the whole megillah!


The story cannot be understood even on the simplest level.  Think about Mordecai, an unemployed layabout who sits by the castle every day, doing what?  Perhaps he had a shoe shop set up near the gates of the city.  That would explain the name Shushan, wouldn’t it?  It’s an old Persian joke that they called the capital city after Mordecai’s shoe emporium.  Back then whenever people passed Mordecai’s place it was a real knee-slapper and folks fell about laughing.  In fact, the two ministerial servants, Bigtan and Teresh were not quislings of the king, they were Mordecai’s marketing firm.  


The chief executive of footwear was Vashti, of course.  She visited Shushan annually for their yearly shoe conventions (all wearing those funny fezzes with the tassels bobbing all around).

So, as we celebrate Yom Kippur, er hat was supposed to be Purim,  at the end of this month together, make sure to put your best foot forward, and don’t forget your dentures.